January 2012
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
pretty much
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kerriannnn asked: answer your phoneeee hahaa
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December 2011
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"hey can i borrow -"
theemorningafter:
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL MY CAR’S PAID OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dear Drunk Jesse,
Why did you drink so much?
What possessed you to draw all over your hand and arms?
Where the hell is the cell phone? I NEED IT TO LIVE.
Hate, Sober Jesse
P.S. Fuck you.
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7266 said: omggg ur goign to use this tags o muchhhhh
not if you stop being such a slovenly drunk, i won’t.
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Maria Bamford: I've been leaving my mom messages on her answering machine from the baby jesus..
Her Mom: Sweetie, will you stop leaving me those messages?
Maria Bamford: What messages?
Her Mom: The ones from the baby Jesus.
Maria Bamford: Baby Jesus is leaving you messages? You better call him back.
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7266 said: my newsyears resolutons: be mre drunk
you’re on your way to success!!!!!!
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yallarebrutalizingme said: Stop saying things I’m thinking! Except the be less fat. I want to be fat for a little while longer because I bought a lot of new clothes this year.
if i be less fat then i just have baggy clothes. then i don’t have to buy new clothes and i look more like a grungy piece of shit. win/win, my friend.
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new years resolutions
get a job
be less fat
save some monies
boop patton oswalt’s chubby little nose
eat lots of cheese
play more bass
finish my netflix queue
read more
maybe get laid
smash the patriarchy
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i don’t want to wait two weeks for my hair dye to get here a bloo bloo bloo
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roommate is so drunk
please help
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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agentfenris:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
Girls Guitar Club by Ruben Fleischer, starring Karen Kilgariff & Mary Lynn Rajskub
Now as an embeddable Vimeo video! Yay!
And a Nick Swardson appearance!!!!!
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courtingcomedy:
“Jesus Walks” by Karen Kilgariff
[No, not a cover of Kayne West]
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