January 2012
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway: 11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am   pretty much
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Jan 1st
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kerriannnn asked: answer your phoneeee hahaa
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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"hey can i borrow -"
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Dec 31st
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL MY CAR’S PAID OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dec 31st
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Dear Drunk Jesse,
Why did you drink so much? What possessed you to draw all over your hand and arms? Where the hell is the cell phone? I NEED IT TO LIVE. Hate, Sober Jesse P.S. Fuck you. 
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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7266 said: omggg ur goign to use this tags o muchhhhh not if you stop being such a slovenly drunk, i won’t.
Dec 31st
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Maria Bamford: I've been leaving my mom messages on her answering machine from the baby jesus..
Her Mom: Sweetie, will you stop leaving me those messages?
Maria Bamford: What messages?
Her Mom: The ones from the baby Jesus.
Maria Bamford: Baby Jesus is leaving you messages? You better call him back.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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7266 said: my newsyears resolutons: be mre drunk you’re on your way to success!!!!!!
Dec 31st
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yallarebrutalizingme said: Stop saying things I’m thinking! Except the be less fat. I want to be fat for a little while longer because I bought a lot of new clothes this year. if i be less fat then i just have baggy clothes. then i don’t have to buy new clothes and i look more like a grungy piece of shit. win/win, my friend.
Dec 31st
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new years resolutions
get a job be less fat save some monies boop patton oswalt’s chubby little nose eat lots of cheese play more bass finish my netflix queue read more maybe get laid smash the patriarchy
Dec 31st
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i don’t want to wait two weeks for my hair dye to get here a bloo bloo bloo
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
roommate is so drunk please help
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
agentfenris: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME! Girls Guitar Club by Ruben Fleischer, starring Karen Kilgariff & Mary Lynn Rajskub Now as an embeddable Vimeo video! Yay! And a Nick Swardson appearance!!!!!
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
courtingcomedy: “Jesus Walks” by Karen Kilgariff [No, not a cover of Kayne West]
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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